Twilight, True Love and You: Seven Secret Steps to Finding Your Edward or Jacob - Louise Deacon What. The. Hell?!

At first, I blinked. Rubbed my eyes. Shook the screen. Fiddled with the mouse. But no...this is NOT an illusion this is REAL!!!

Wake up people. If you are reading this you need a life. No offence. But you need to realise that there is more to life than stalkish vampires who want to save you from being crushed by conveniently moving vehicles and werewolves with sixpacks.

And I am going to now go read a GOOD book and pretend I never saw this.


At all.